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Experience, though non auctoritee Were in this world, is right ynough to me To speke of wo that is in mariage. . . .

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

The heart of marriage is memories.

Lasting harmony with a woman an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will take care of that.

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart and nerve and fiber, does not exist, since there is no divorce from memory.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.