I just want to turn on the light and have it work...I don't want to know where the electricity comes from.

I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.

I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.

I know you know what I think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I love you 2 day, I love you 2 morrow, I love you 4 ever.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is.

"I'm a lawyer.".. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind.".

Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty." Freeman's Extension: "...but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.".

Immature love: I love you because I need you.Mature love; I need you because I love you.

I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care.

I'm serious; it was a joke.

Inch by inch life's a cinch.Yard by yard life is hard.

In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it's the other way around.

Incontinence Hot line...Can you hold please.

Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back....

Information is giving out.Communication is getting through.

Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. effectiveness is doing the right things.

Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul will last an eternity.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still quite popular.