I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.

The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "You're looking wonderful!"

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I am.

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.

Life begins at 40 -- but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.

Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.