Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

We like to test things... no matter how good an idea sounds, test it first.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and in the jury system -- that is no ideal to me, it is a living, working reality.

The only one who can beat me is me.

Who finds not Providence all good and wise, Alike in what it gives, and what denies.

See, how these rascals use me! They will not let my play run, and yet they steal my thunder.

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.

Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.

So much perfection argues rottenness somewhere.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

I do not waste my time in answering abuse, I thrive under it like a field that benefits from manure.

To what happy accident is it that we owe so unexpected a visit?

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

I am well aware that I am the 'umblest person going . . . let the other be where he may.

Like sending them ruffles, when wanting a shirt.

Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge.

Here the two great interests Imperium et Libertas, res olim insociabiles , began to incounter each other.

Nature does not complete things. She is chaotic. Man must finish, and he does so by making a garden and building a wall.