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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizner.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilson Mizner.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.