Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, you can be had.'

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.