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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.".

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.