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Never apologize and never explain - it's a sign of weakness.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.