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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.