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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

The heart of marriage is memories.

Lasting harmony with a woman an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

She is the wind beneath my wings.